August 2011
There are kind Slytherins.
There are brave Hufflepuffs.
There are some stupid Ravenclaws.
There are twisted Gryffindors.
Your House doesn’t define you.
THIS.
Sophie came to the realization that the crew of the Sappho were smugglers on her third day aboard.
true story.
Several Sappho crew members habitually carry a side arm with them. Kieran also carries three knives, Elisabet carries trauma shears, and Sophie carries a whisk.
Hey, whisks can severally bruise someone if given the opportunity!
The crew members of the Sappho are not pirates; they are smugglers. This involves a lot less shooting, a bit more running, and about the same amount of alcohol.
Once a fully realized crew member on Sappho, Sophie took a couple of bottles of various spirits for her pantry. She informed the disgruntled captain that the alcohol would be going in the food, not down her own gullet, and so the captain agreed.
But when the cook prepared the crew a dinner of chicken marsala, which of course was made with real marsala wine, the captain was once again disgruntled at the lack of “buzz” she was feeling during dinner. Sophie, who failed to mention exactly what happens to alcohol during the cooking process, fled the dining hall and wasn’t seen for several hours.
so at my summer job i called at least 5000 people asking them if they wanted a ________. occasionally, i’d come across some really cool names, so many, in fact, that i started making a list of said names. feel free to use them for your cool, unique, and intriguing characters.
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Full Names
Dorothy Blackwell
Lela Loveless
Marcel LaFortune
Taurus Doctorman
Zubaida Aziz
Dawn Winters
Ricky Sparks
Ruby Flowers
Nola Black
Ezra West
Altermease Carr
Onorio Catenacci
Hircinus Cain
First Names
Hannalore
Plao
Tobyann(e)
Cynthania
Thure
Wynelle
Marynell
Theodora
Alyce
Cerell(e)
Ovellelle
Adalina
Alderna
Idris
Last Names
Shingledecker
Southwick
Van Devender
Kalamazoo
Brandywine
Leatherwood
Vanderwater
Lovelady
Warzala
Hignojoz
Altagracia
Simoneaux
Vigneaux
Espenshade
Dejarlais
Stringfellow
Threadgill
Monzyk
